Have a seat, go ahead and take off that pee-soaked sock, and lets chat. It's not your fault, everything you've been told about potty training was just... wrong. Since we're cool, I'll share our foolproof potty protocol (say that 5 times fast). It's really very simple: Step 1: Go grab your puppy potty pads. Step 2: Very gently... throw them away. Unless you want your dog pottying indoors on surfaces that, to little toe beans feel a whole hell of a lot like your expensive rugs